MAD JACK THE PIRATE

Mad Jack searches for the Blue Carbuncle to pay for his Sea Chicken.

Jack is ill from Fleebis. He goes on a quest to the isle of Zerzin to find the Beaten Boppen Boapen Berries, before D. Eath can claim him. Jack barely gets cured in time and inflicts death on D. Eath himself.

Jack reluctantly gives Sir Pansalot passage across the sea to the Isle of Happe to rescue his beloved Princess from the black knight Sir Percy. Jack is forced to fight Sir Percy for Sir Pansalot.

Angus catches Jack trying to steal his Golden Haggis. Jack challenges Angus to get it and simply fires him out of a cannon. Angus' ghost comes to reclaim the golden haggis. After much haunting, Jack finally gives it back.

After seeing a movie, Jack decides to teach the film director at Megamouth Studios what piracy really is. Boiling Point fires Steroflyn and hires Jack and Snuk. In every clip Jack gets an injury, often being eaten by a dinosaur. As a result Snuk becomes a Movie Star.

Snuk takes Jack to the last place he wants to go for his birthday: The Animal Funfair. Every ride and service proves to a shambles for Jack but exciting for Snuk. Jack makes the Scuffy Skunk robot insane. Snuk rides a plane, rescues Jack, destroys Scuffy and crash lands.

Snuk's blunders results in Jack and Snuk washed ashore on an island. Jack has a hard time surviving on the island, but Snuk takes it coolly and has better luck than Jack. At last they find a posh hotel resort, but it's a lot worse than what they've been through.

After seeing a movie, Jack decides to teach the film director at Megamouth Studios what piracy really is. Boiling Point fires Steroflyn and hires Jack and Snuk. In every clip Jack gets an injury, often being eaten by a dinosaur. As a result Snuk becomes a Movie Star.

Jack and Snuk get arrested by the police before they can begin their treasure quest. They are sentenced to the DMMV, in which Flash is their driving instructor. Jack fails the tormenting test and goes for the Ninny Class instead.

Jack goes to the D&D Wizards and Warriors Convention and steals a magic wand so he go on a quest to find the Enchantress Victoria im the Castle of 999 Delights. Once inside the castle, Jack finds Victoria is a devil lady who does 999 delightful tortures on Jack.

Jack and Snuk are crossing the frozen plains, when snow trolls attack and steal their ice-cream maker. After a visit to the Snow Sultan, Jack and Snuk go to find the trolls, only to be captured by them. Jack tricks them into lighting a barbecue and brings the ice-cream maker back to the palace.