1000 WAYS TO DIE

293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.